Climate Change

The 14th Conference of the Parties to the United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change, AKA Poznań Climate Change Conference, began today in Poland. A source from the inner-department working has just informed that they do not care who AL Gore is. This has come as quite a shock to Al Gore. For the past decade Gore has been under the impression that he is an intrical part of the working of the world, Poland included.
Poles admit that giving him an honorary doctorate from the University of Poznań probably did not help this faulty image.
"He was just so happy when he got it," says president of the University. "Like a little puppy." The president went on to explain that the doctorate was awarded to Gore by accident. "We were talking about all the work that went into receiving our doctorates when Al came up and said, 'Man, sure would like one of those.' We thought nothing of it, but the next day his publicist called."
Though dishing out honorary doctorates is generally against the university policy, Gore was given one because "he would not let it drop" and threatened to "ruin the conference if you fat-heads don't give me a degree!"
The ceremony will be at the conclusion of the climate change that conference.
Those involved in the conference have said they will be thankful when the conference is over so they can "stop using so much energy and making copies."