A looky-loo into my classes

Just a few things I bring up for class discussion.

Britney Spears - "Remember when she was bald? Her mom, I think, is bad, using her to be famous and make money." - "I think they both knew, umm, agreed to the book." - "It is strange"
Prom, American Pie and getting laid - "That is American. That is America, I think."
The Jonas Brothers - "They're virgins aren't they? Why do they say that? It can't make them popular."
Depeche Mode - "My ex-boyfriend wanted to look like Dave Gahan. He spent an hour getting ready before we went out...My boyfriend now has short hair." and "People love Dave Gahan. Depeche Mode fans have their own parties. Everyone is Dave Gahan."
Reality TV - "I have seen this show Cheaters. It is bad, the lowest show, very trashy...The cameras do not have time to stop the fights" - "I like the MTV show, about 16 birthday parties. I want to have one...We do not have those here."
Bathing - "I get the bath with water, and light the candles. But I think all the germs in the water reproducing."
Internet dating - "I tried it when I was 25. You type and write emails, but you do not know the person. Then you decide to meet, and it is awkward and you have to stay for 20 minutes to be polite."
Massages and spas - "I don't like it. Lying naked on a table and a stranger massging my tits."
Shakira - "You like Shakira? No, no I do not like her. I saw Bjork in concert and it was good. She changed outfits all the time."
Madonna - "I do not like Madonna or her fans. They all look and dress like her in the eighties, Like a virgin. This was good song, but the fans, mehh, I do not like."